A Bunch of Douches in MMA Tees
Admittedly, there are a lot of douchebags amongst us — as in, 99.9% of the male population are bags filled with douche. And leading the way in the Tool Marathon are the douchebags who wear the MMA t-shirts. You know the ones: the tools who are either a) a meathead in a Ranger Up tee who would get his ass handed to him in the cage; b) an out-of-shape Nancy-boy in an Affliction tank who hasn’t been laid in, well, ever; or c) the guido in the Tap Out gear who thinks he’s a gansta’ — straight up.
So in mockery honor of these shameless heroes, here is a sampling of some of the biggest douches in MMA t-shirts…
“Sup, Bra! Scissors beats paper everytime.”
The great N*Sync vs. Back Street Boys Cage Match
“Yep, it’s official. I just sharted.”
The Sexually-Confused Doughboy Choke?
“Who said Jerzee boys aren’t classy?”
This might be the best blog post in history.
June 11th, 2009 at 9:59 am