Weekend Results…Of Some MMA Stuff

A lot went down this weekend and — as is the usual — some controversy arose.
Specifically, Diego Sanchez’s split win over Clay Guida at the “TUF 9″ finale has set the blogging world afire (if I can use the term ‘afire’ with you). Whichever side you are on, both fighters had great things to say about the other…if having blood drip on you, like Sanchez had, could only speak(via MMAJunkie):
“The guy has a tremendous chin,” Sanchez said. “There’s a reason he hasn’t ever been knocked out. I hit him with that kick right there, and I thought for sure he was done. He’s a machine. He is an animal.”
“I love it when the guy is bleeding on top of me,” Sanchez said. “Call me weird, but it means battle. It means war, and that’s what the UFC is all about.”
Meanwhile, a battered Guida refused to stop bouncing energetically even as he accepted the loss.
“You can’t hurt this guy,” Guida said. “I’m here for days. I come for days.”
Yes, and so do the coke addicts from L.A. Anywhoooo, here are the results from the event:
MAIN
– Diego Sanchez def. Clay Guida via split decision split decision
– James Wilks def. DaMarques Johnson via submission (rear-naked choke) – R1
– Chris Lytle def. Kevin Burns via unam
– Ross Pearson def. Andre Winner via unan
– Joe Stevenson def. Nate Diaz via unan
PRELIMS
– Melvin Guillard def. Gleison Tibau via split d.
– Brad Blackburn def. Edgar Garcia via split d.
– Tomasz Drwal def. Mike Ciesnolevicz via TKO (strikes), R1
– Nick Ospiczak def. Frank Lester via submission (rear-naked choke) – R1
– Jason Dent def. Cameron Dollar via submission (anaconda choke) – R1
Oh. And Strikeforce Challengers happened, too. Here are the total results (in case you have been sleeping under a rock this weekend):
– Joey Villasenor def. Cyborg Santos via split d.
– Tim Kennedy def. Nick Thompson via submission (strikes) – R2
– Jorge Gurgel def. Connor Heun via decision
– Sarah Kaufman def. Shayna Baszler via decision
– Luke Rockhold def. Cory Devala via submission (rear naked choke) — R1
– Steve Hadsel def. Taylor Roberts via TKO — R1
– Len Bentley def. Marques Daniels via decision
– Landon Showalter def. George Stork via decision
– Lyle Beerbohm def. Duane Ludwig – Submission (rear naked choke) — R1
– Brian Caraway def. Alex Zuniga via decision
– Dennis Hallman def. Justin Davis via submission (rear naked choke) — R1
And most importantly, I visited my family this weekend and I beat my bitchy sister in Cranium by humming the song “Can’t Buy Me Love” to my team somewhat correctly. Pat on the backs are appreciated.











Sanchez won that fight. I had a bigger problem with Joe Stevenson just holding Diaz all night. Sorry but I never have been one for a guy just to show dominance by laying on them.
June 21st, 2009 at 2:08 pm